NEW NAMES FOR TEETH:
•Gobblers
•The Rows
•Noam Chompskis
•Corn Movers
•Word Silos
•Calcium Claws
•Old Yellers
•Shinies
•Mouth Mountains— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 15, 2013
NEW NAMES FOR FEET:
•Walkies
•Push-a-rounds
•Dirt Homes
•Hop-To-Its!
•The Jumpies
•Rumskis
•Dance Propellers
•Movies
•Not Hands— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 13, 2013
New Names for Hands:
•Grabbies
•Holdies
•Touch-a-rinos
•Turkey outliners
•Finger holders
•Phone homes— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2013
I would only be worried if the NSA was recording the conversations I pretend to have on my cellphone to avoid talking to actual people.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 6, 2013
Just saw Daniel Day-Lewis! Most people think it's just a palm tree but I know how he does.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2013
If ducks had tiny briefcases I would take them seriously but I still wouldn't let them represent me in any legal matters.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 2, 2013